Why is it so fun to scare the piss out of people? I used to scare my little cousins all the time. We'd watch scary movies and I'd literally sit up a night or 2 before thinking of awesome ways to scare the living daylights out of them. SO much fun!
I can't even comment on these videos because I'm crying from laughing so hard.
When the little girls screams and runs... OMG. Seriously, CRYING! HAHAHA:
I guess it's wrong to be laughing as hard at this one as I am, considering the kid was crying:
I'm still laughing. I probably will be all day tomorrow too.
What scares you?
Thursday, June 10, 2010
I'm so sick of hearing about Lady Gaga being a hermaphrodite. Anyone with 2 eyes and a 5th grade education can see that she CLEARLY has the skeletal structure of a female (No offense, Zibbsy). This is my attempt at proving my point. Two points actually, the second one I have firmly believed for a LONG time...but I'll get to that in a bit.
Pelvic inlet is heart shaped
FEMALE: Broad, light, smooth
Pelvic inlet oval to round shape
See? The female pelvis is on the left, clearly. You can most easily tell by the pelvic inlet. See how much wider it is? That's where the peni and babies enter and exit, hopefully in that order.
This brings me to the second point that I mentioned in the beginning of this. In proving that Gaga is a woman, I have also proven my long standing theory that Pink is, indeed, a man. (It should be said that this photo is flattering to her chest because she really doesn't have anything happening there in real life.) Notice the V shaped muscles leading directly to her narrow hips. Any woman who has looked at an underwear model has followed that trail and they know EXACTLY what I'm getting at here.
What's that? You need a comparison? Allow me...
I rest my case. There is no mistaking what's happening here. Lady Gaga is a woman and there's a dick in Pink's skirt.
Tune in for next weeks blog topic - Do bugs have butts?