Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year!

I would like to wish all 8 or 9 of my readers a happy and healthy New Year! I hope 2010 is filled with wonder and delight for each and every one of you! :)

For my last trick of 2009, I leave you with a few pictures of some pretty sweet mustaches.











And, always remember, boys:


xoxo,
A

Monday, December 28, 2009

Love The Chub - an Ode to Fatties

So, I'm trying to figure out this obsession with stick thin people. I don't get it. I'm not just saying that because I myself am chubby...I've just never been attracted to men that don't have a little meat on their bones. (Wait...that sounds different than it did in my head! HAHA)

Here's the thing, I am working out and dieting to lose weight and be more fit. That being said, I don't want to be skin and bones with no padding. What fun is that?

Anyway, this post isn't about me. It's about all of the cute, funny, sweet men out there that are overlooked just because they are overweight. Guys - I just want you to know that you are appreciated and we love you!

My current FAV celeb -

Zach Galifianakis - He's FUNNY, bearded and burly. I dig it.


I would take him over the George Clooney's and Brad Pitt's of the world ANY day of the week!!

~A

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Sex Grandma

If you have never caught a snippet of Sue Johansson (aka The Sex Grandma) then you are missing out.

She's here to answer the worlds dumbest sex questions. I love her camera changes (not evident in this video) in the short episodes on demand at the Oxygen network.

My sister in law and I stumbled upon these "shorts" accidentally one day while looking for something to watch on tv. Take a gander at this video and you will fall in love with this elderly little firecracker. :P



~A

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Christmas Wish Lists...

I was browsing the web for gift ideas the other day when I came across a few rare gems. Thought you would enjoy.


This one is called "Albino Bowler Oil Painting" and can be found at http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Albino-Bowler-Oil-Painting.html




















Now, this example is ridiculous and these kinds of things are too easy to find, so, just as a reference, these senseless gag gifts are NOT what I'm referring to when I say "who would buy that?" Mostly because I KNOW what kinds of people would buy this and I'm not friends with them.

I'm talking about things like this:
A Glasses Charm. I can understand shoes, etc, but...you love your glasses so much you want a miniature version on your wrist/neck? Really?

These babies come from India: Set of 2 Paper Mache Ornamental Bells (India). If someone gave these to me I'd probably giggle and say "Umm...thanks for the twin dicks. It's just what I wanted".


Now, this guy looks like he's having a great time in this leather jacket. It reminds me of a time at Casey's when I was about 22 and a 40+yr old man in a leather Looney Tunes jacket told me there was a VIP party at his place and I was invited. Yeah right, dude, that'll happen. Know why these are on clearance? Exactly. They are repulsive. I almost just had a seizure. It saddens me that there are people out there that a) design this and b) buy it. Seriously.

Those bags have completely thrown me off. I can't even finish this.

In summary, this holiday season remember to buy yourself and your friends things that are fashion savvy AND, if you must, functional. I received this very perfect example from a friend. A man some of us like to call Dr. Zibbs. Trust him, he's a doctor. Everyone you know will want one.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Why does this happen?

Most of the time, I'm a very happy and upbeat person. There are not many things that I take seriously. There ARE, however, a few things that happen in life that I really wish would NOT happen.















#1 - Men in sweatpants in public. Why does this happen? Do I want to see your business bouncing around your pants when I'm out trying to run my errands?? If I have to wear a bra in public you need to wear underwear or different pants. Just think before you leave the house, that's all I'm asking. That goes for the 400lb people in lycra and half tops also. I see you.

#2 - People who decorate their cars for the holidays. This morning I saw a little white car with a HUGE Menorah on top of it complete with lit bulbs. I mean, is that really necessary?? Can't you just put it in your window at home and call it a day? Do I really have to suffer down the highway wondering if it's going to fly off the roof of your car and impale me?? Last week I saw SANTA CLAUS driving in a white chevy cavalier and even HE didn't have a bunch of crap all over his car. Just. Stop. Please.













Ok, I have vented enough for now. But seriously, am I wrong? LOL It's been a long, strange day.

~A



Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Three things I'm SURE of

There are three things I am absolutely sure of in life. They are as follows:

1) Bigfoot and the Jersey Devil absolutely DO exist

2) I once saw a Leprechaun in the Llanerch Diner and so they exist also

3) Stevie Wonder can see

Discuss.

~A

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Our First Blog - Chow Ho Fun

This morning I woke up with an incredible craving for Chicken and Broccoli. Ok. Next step? Call Betsy. We went to four places until we finally found one that was open. What's up with that? There was a sign on the wall that said "Chow Ho Fun - Big White Noodle" and that is where the giggling began. As we sat gorging on Chow Ho Fun and watching a ridiculous Christmas movie on Lifetime we were struck with the brilliant idea to start a blog. I mean, really, who DOESN'T wanna hear our thoughts on things? We are adored by at least 200 people on Twitter. LOL

So, let us know what you wanna talk about or hear about. I'm not opposed to this becoming an advice column of sorts. Whatever, we are just excited to ramble! haha

Have a great day!