Thursday, December 31, 2009
For my last trick of 2009, I leave you with a few pictures of some pretty sweet mustaches.
And, always remember, boys:
Monday, December 28, 2009
Here's the thing, I am working out and dieting to lose weight and be more fit. That being said, I don't want to be skin and bones with no padding. What fun is that?
Anyway, this post isn't about me. It's about all of the cute, funny, sweet men out there that are overlooked just because they are overweight. Guys - I just want you to know that you are appreciated and we love you!
My current FAV celeb -
Zach Galifianakis - He's FUNNY, bearded and burly. I dig it.
I would take him over the George Clooney's and Brad Pitt's of the world ANY day of the week!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
She's here to answer the worlds dumbest sex questions. I love her camera changes (not evident in this video) in the short episodes on demand at the Oxygen network.
My sister in law and I stumbled upon these "shorts" accidentally one day while looking for something to watch on tv. Take a gander at this video and you will fall in love with this elderly little firecracker. :P
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
I'm talking about things like this:
These babies come from India: Set of 2 Paper Mache Ornamental Bells (India). If someone gave these to me I'd probably giggle and say "Umm...thanks for the twin dicks. It's just what I wanted".
Now, this guy looks like he's having a great time in this leather jacket. It reminds me of a time at Casey's when I was about 22 and a 40+yr old man in a leather Looney Tunes jacket told me there was a VIP party at his place and I was invited. Yeah right, dude, that'll happen. Know why these are on clearance? Exactly. They are repulsive. I almost just had a seizure. It saddens me that there are people out there that a) design this and b) buy it. Seriously.
Those bags have completely thrown me off. I can't even finish this.
In summary, this holiday season remember to buy yourself and your friends things that are fashion savvy AND, if you must, functional. I received this very perfect example from a friend. A man some of us like to call Dr. Zibbs. Trust him, he's a doctor. Everyone you know will want one.
Monday, December 14, 2009
#1 - Men in sweatpants in public. Why does this happen? Do I want to see your business bouncing around your pants when I'm out trying to run my errands?? If I have to wear a bra in public you need to wear underwear or different pants. Just think before you leave the house, that's all I'm asking. That goes for the 400lb people in lycra and half tops also. I see you.
#2 - People who decorate their cars for the holidays. This morning I saw a little white car with a HUGE Menorah on top of it complete with lit bulbs. I mean, is that really necessary?? Can't you just put it in your window at home and call it a day? Do I really have to suffer down the highway wondering if it's going to fly off the roof of your car and impale me?? Last week I saw SANTA CLAUS driving in a white chevy cavalier and even HE didn't have a bunch of crap all over his car. Just. Stop. Please.
Ok, I have vented enough for now. But seriously, am I wrong? LOL It's been a long, strange day.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
1) Bigfoot and the Jersey Devil absolutely DO exist
2) I once saw a Leprechaun in the Llanerch Diner and so they exist also
3) Stevie Wonder can see
Sunday, December 6, 2009
So, let us know what you wanna talk about or hear about. I'm not opposed to this becoming an advice column of sorts. Whatever, we are just excited to ramble! haha
Have a great day!